china

china
1. (China) (2366↑, 762↓)
A country that is so old and complex that the average American could not write an accurate definition for it if they tried (and we do)

Maybe I'll write a definition for China...wait, i have no clue what really goes down in China.

2. (China) (2230↑, 736↓)
The land of 1,000 KFCs.

KFC is so popular in China, that even McDonald's sells Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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3. (China) (2382↑, 1047↓)
One of the oldest countries in the world, it has a rich cultural history extending back roughly 5 or 6 millenia. The Xia dynasty were the first real royal line, overthrown by the Shang dynasty, who were, in turn, ousted in a revolution by the Zhou (pronounced 'show'). Gradually, China expanded, and with the discovery of tea, a rich cultre developed. It fostered the development of the Daoist religion as well as Confucianism, named after its founder. Once invaded by Mongolia, China found true prosperity under the wise rule of Kublai Khan. By the 1800s, China was probably the most advanced nation on the planet, with public libraries, schools and plentiful resources. However, after the population boom and following colonial conquests, China lost its Emperor in 1919. A nationalist leadership was set up, lasting through WW2 until, in 1949, Mao Tse-Tung overthrew it, creating the communist dictatorship we all know today.

China is responsible for such wonders as the Terracotta Army and the birth of Confucianism.

4. (China) (1456↑, 763↓)
A leading civilization where everything is made because of low wages (due to overpopulation hence unemployment) combined with high craftsmanship thus the reason why every major company invests in china as opposed to africa and india Influenced basically all Asian countries: Japanese/Korean writing all have chinese characters, chopsticks used by Japan and Korea, many asians celebrates Chinese New Year (Lunar new year) Chinese invented: gunpowder/fireworks,the first printing press, seismograph, decimal system, compass, writing, the first modern paper, spaghetti, iron casting, clock, first calculator(abacus), silk, umbrella, stirrup, kites(military communication) etc etc etc

Printing press came from China, but the westerners neglect that fact because the printing press only printed Chinese characters The British wanted Chinese inventions, thus killing many Chinese/forcing them to take opium in exchange for items (Opium War) When western medicines failed to save my aunt, Chinese medicine revived her The americans are afraid that China will outpace the rest of the world again China, the only asian country that has yet to be annexed entirely Those assholes keep dissing Chinese, but they are the ones rocking made in China versace and driving in China manufactured Cadillac Even original buildings in Japan and Korean looks like Chinese infrastructures The Japanese writes Japan in Chinese

5. (China) (965↑, 292↓)
A country with the combination of communist political structure mixed with a capitalist economy.

It's fair to say that China is neither red(communist) or white(capitalist) but a combination of both; therefore pink.

6. (china) (764↑, 424↓)
emerging superpower in the 21st century. A country with a 5000yr old history, and has been existence as divided longer than as unified. Rich culture that has influenced Japan, Korea. Ruled by the communist party of china, though it retains very little remnants of true communism/socialism. Very safe country as there are no firearms allowed and very extreme punishment to deter potential offenders. PPl who commit rape, murder, grand theft, extortion, and corruption are often summarily executed within 6 months with a single bullet to the brain stem. Great way of detering crime, imo. The ppl are nice, although many have a hatred for Japan because of her atrocities in WWII and the sino-japanese war, and because the japanese omitt these atrocities from their textbooks. Although economy is improving, the poor are getting poorer and the rich, richer. Most Chinese people tend not to protest government for it may cause them trouble. But there is a deep sense of nationalism in the Chinese. Has gotten alot of heat along w/ North Korea for its questionable human rights practices; although we should not forget the fact that taiwan and South Korea only became democracies in the 1990s and have their own fair share of human rights abuses. After the events of 1989, the PRC has chosen to reform slowly and cautiously. The most sensitive issue is taiwan. China had orginally planned to occupy it in 1950s but was soon committed to the Korean War. Chinese politicians and citizens are adamant at taking over taiwan in the near future. Many experts see a pattern in that while taiwan is China's pet peeve, North Korea is USA's pet peeve and both are using their leverage w/ said nations to achieve their own goals. The chinese people and culture are not warmongers, though. They crave peace, growth, and prosperity. To demonstrate their seriousness, when a US official stated that the US would defend Taiwan, a senior Chinese PLA General stated that the PRC would not hesitate to use Nuclear Weapons agains the USA. They are even willing to forgo the '08 Olympics to have the issue of Taiwan take precedence. Speaking as a Chinese, I wish the issue will be resolved peacefully w/o conflict.

Alison: I'm goin to China this summer... Janelle: Taiwan or HongKong??? Alison: CHINA, you dope\!\!\!

7. (China) (851↑, 683↓)
the country who had: the highest population in the world the best tanks in the world the highest piracy activities in the world the highest potential to become the next world superpower that more than rivals USA. the nuclear power sufficient to stand-off against Russia and USA in a nuclear war.

China rules in Command and Conquer:Generals\!They ended up becoming the heroes instead of the oh-I-am-so-damned-high-tech USA.

8. (china) (304↑, 166↓)
In British prison slang, china means friend. It is short for 'china plate' which rhymes with mate. This uncomplicated style of rhyme slang has characterized prison slang for years.

Billy and I go way back, he's a real china.

9. (China) (404↑, 278↓)
[Neighbour] of [India].

Women: Where is China? Man: Bitch its next to India.

10. (china) (285↑, 162↓)
1) A country with a rich history (explained better by other definitions) and with the most amount of people. 2) Where all asians supposedly come from

"So, where do you come from? China" "No, Korea" "So you must speak Chinese then" "No, and there isn't a language called Chinese, but differecnt dialects" "Do you like rice?"

11. (china) (230↑, 108↓)
heroin. a kind of plate. a country.

Dude Hui got the China. Serves it on china also. I hear he's from china.

12. (China) (175↑, 54↓)
The country that bear most of the paper tigers in the world\!

In Mao Zedong's view, "all reactionaries are paper tigers" - superficially powerful but prone to overextension leading to sudden collapse. When Mao criticized Soviet "appeasement" of the United States during the Sino-Soviet split, Premier Nikita Khrushchev reportedly pointed out, "the paper tiger has nuclear teeth.". Whoa\! China.

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13. (China) (166↑, 50↓)
The country that bear most of the paper tigers in the world\!

Dude 1: In Mao Zedong's view, "all reactionaries are paper tigers" - superficially powerful but prone to overextension leading to sudden collapse. When Mao criticized Soviet "appeasement" of the United States during the Sino-Soviet split, Premier Nikita Khrushchev reportedly pointed out, "the paper tiger has nuclear teeth.". Dude 2: Ah, that is China.

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14. (China) (233↑, 140↓)
A country rich with history, beautiful scenery, and great people; but a fucked up government that that issues more death penalties than speeding tickets.

I'd like to see China again

15. (china) (468↑, 386↓)
Three points: 1. China is NOT a fucked up country. You think they look down on people of other countries? Hark who's talking. 2. If you want to know an unbiased account of what the country China is, go to Wikipedia. If you only want to bash China, go add a definition. 3. If you want to know slang definitions of the word "china", you can either a) go to [china] and ignore the definitions that flame China and its people. b) I have heard it used as a substance nice plates and cups are made out of.

China is an awesome country, man\!

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16. (China) (146↑, 67↓)
A country which produces many inferior products, due to cheap labour.

Guy 1: "My shoes just fell apart\! They were brand new\!" Guy 2: "They were probably made in China\!" Guy 1: "I don't know the label fell off too."

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17. (china) (299↑, 226↓)
A nation of vast culture and unprecedented potential.China unlike America has used their brains to figure out that war rarely gets you what you want. China has committed to bettering its own people through economic rejuvenation. Not conquer and conquest, like ah, the American gov. In fact China took the time to inform the world of its intentions and that it does not want the world to perceive China as a threat. China created a doctrine and announced it to the world. It is a foreign policy doctrine created by the People's Republic of China in the early 21st century. It addresses concerns the world may have about its strengthening global position. Quote: "The term (China's peaceful rise)is used primarily to reassure the nations of Asia and the United States that the rise of the PRC in military and economic prominence will not pose a threat to peace and stability, and that other nations will benefit from PRC's rising power and influence. Explicit in the doctrine, is the notion that PRC's economic and military development is not a zero-sum game and that China is less of an economic competitor than an economic opportunity" Fearful westerners may not be comforted by this; but China which is much much older than America, does not have an aggressive past. It is the great defender, and even in defense it showed its enemies mercy, declining to conquer attacking enemies, in some defensive battles, china pushed the opposing army all the way back to their capital city, and after winning, left and returned the their own land saying "There you see now, leave us alone, and we will leave you alone, this is your lesson." Demonstrating its actions were only to deter an attacking nation. Never to conquer. Which is a big statement coming from a nation with the largest population (and therefore largest potential army) and the inventor/discoverer of gun powder. Secondly, china is not stupid enough to think countries can benefit from war. Look at the world, the highest living standards belong to the most peaceful countries. America (by the way I don't hate America, I like America, I just hate the governments foreign policy, and domestic is not that great either). Is supposedly the richest country in the world, ok so why are so many people poor in America? Because the politicians want to spend money playing with their war machines, instead of spending in their own country helping their own people. If America put all the money they have spend on the Iraq war, into their own country, in say, ohh I don't know, education programs, career programs, scholarships; rebuilding the ghettos of America and doing something for their poor, and not being such pricks to the world, than maybe people would have a little more admiration for them. If they invested all the money they have spent killing people over oil, and instead invested it in alternative fuels, and technologies, they would have a feasible alternative right now. It's not that hard, we all know theirs alternatives. Instead the gov has opted to destroy the world for their own benefit, it's been done guys, try something new already...

As china advances its economy they will improve life for all it's people, they have already started. They have a lot on their plate, they are starting to realized now the need for environmental protection. And that they can't just leave the poor behind. As well they have already realized the need for cutting back energy consumption, and the persuit of alternative energy sources. It will take time, but I believe that China my soon become the beacon in the darkness of the world, as one that acheived greatness and prosperity; peacfully, fully, and fairly. Way to go China, Wo ai Ni. - A White Canadian.

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18. (china) (129↑, 68↓)
A slang term meaning 'mate'. Originates from China Plate, where Plate rhymes with Mate.

Guy 1: Hey China\! Long time no see\! Mate: How are ya pal\!? Good to see ya\!

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19. (China) (73↑, 29↓)
Where everything in this living world is made.

I may be American but 90% of me has the stamp Made In China

20. (china) (128↑, 89↓)
A great big country full of Chinese people\! "China, like many other countries could take a fairly decent swipe at the USA, not by attacking it with bombs and guns, but by sending it the bank ballance." "Having amassed foreign currency approaching the trillion mark, and forcing down the value of it's currency by pegging it to *snigger* the dollar, it has been able to strategically develop a fund, which will sustain its economy if the sniveling twats in charge of US fiscal overseas policy ever succeed in begging the WTO to make China raise the price of it's currency." China's sole aim in doing all this is to give me something with which to slap abnoxious Americans, so I can jack myself off while watching them bridle in an effort to make some matcho agressive response.

Me: China is "insert made up facts here" because "insert more made up facts here" American: Yeah but, "insert long winded shale of humorous antagonised patriotism here" Me: Well China "insert more made up stuff here" et cetera... ad nauseam...

21. (China) (72↑, 43↓)
A very over populated country despite its land mass.(largest Country in East Asia) Has an incredibly long history, and has inspired many other countries in Asia such as Japan and Korea.

China has a population of 1,321,851,888

22. (China) (45↑, 19↓)
A lot of shit is made there.

Anthony: I wonder where this was made? Dan: China

23. (china) (75↑, 50↓)
(1) One of the largest countries in the world (2) a type of dinnerware used in formal occasions (3) Puerto Rican Spanish slang for Orange.

When me & my two College roomates went to a nearby Wal*mart supercenter one day to get some things. One of my roomies saw a nice frying pan & saw the label said that the frying pan was made in China. Next we went by housewares & was some nice looking china dinnerware. My other roomie from Puerto Rico went to the refrigerated juice section & said "Look\! the "Jugo de china" on sale here\!"

24. (china) (75↑, 53↓)
The host of Olympics 2008 games.

It will start on On 8th August 2008 8:08:08 P.M. in Beijing, Capital of China P.R.

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25. (China) (24↑, 6↓)
A communist nation that covers a vast territory in eastern Asia; the most populous country in the world.

America used China to survive, now they won't let us borrow anything else. Now what America, what are we going to do?

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26. (china) (78↑, 60↓)
one old ass country with a shitload of history..they have made many helpful inventions for the current world we live in..the main goal of china is to own america which they are close to accomplishing at this moment..they make EVERYTHING that you have in your house..seriously everything your tv, your bed,your dishwasher, your car, your clothes, i even bet they made you and your parents..all they do their is work work work personally i think they should jus sit back one day and smoke a blunt..oh yea they have like 1/6 of the worlds population...which is a fucken shitload..they usually get insulted if you call them japanese or korean too

example 1: Guy1:John went to china last week and saw 1 billion people Guy2:Damn tats alot of fucking people example 2: Guy1:Dude china makes everything..i bet they made God himself Guy2:Haha i know dude\! example 3: Straight from the comedian dave chappelle Chinese guy: Hey me no japanese i am chinese\!\! Do i look japanese?\!?\!? Dave Chappelle:Yes motherfucker you do\! example 4: News reporter:Today china has taken over america because we owed them too much money and could not afford to pay them all the money Guy1:FUCK\! Guy2:Why are you angry we are gunna be controlled by smart people\!

27. (china) (99↑, 84↓)
a really fucking overpopulated country with a proud history. chinas population grew so huge that they became the only civilisation in human history to have to adopt a one child policy. They invented gun powder which to be fair has helped to keep the human population under control somewhat (how fucking ironic folks). They also gave us fireworks (yay), printing blocks, the compass, the wheelbarrow, row crops, Confucius and the legend bruce lee. they are currently the proud owners of 16 of the worlds most polluted and uninhabitable cities with life expectancy at about 45 for both sexes in said cities. like their equally overpopulated neighbour india and the fucking US, china is slowly strangling the earth with its unbelieveable co2 emmissions, green house gases and toxic waste. chinas great at exhausting the earths resources too, they've killed most of the sharks in the ocean because of fucking shark fin soup which is utterly tasteless and horrible but its an essential part of a rich and hip lifestyle so i guess that makes it logical. chinas also known as the workshop of the world. a haven for children who like to work 70 hours a week. the chinese countryside is dotted with sweatshops full of child laborers. It is said that the sound of their shoemaking can be heard from Mars. china, like india, is the perfect market for corporate scum from the west to relocate their companies and exploit the low pay rates, hence nikes famous slogan which the sweatshop kids gladly comply with unless they want 50 whips of the lash. china also won most of the olympic medals this year. but i guess thats not so hard to believe seeing as their population constitutes nearly one third of the worlds total. India on the other hand just suck at sports in general save for cricket which isnt really a sport to be honest. India just plain sucks to be honest. china is also famous for eating dog (dog, it puts the 'mmmm' back in communism). Manufacturing inscrutably low-quality, knock-off products that break upon use. Manufacturing malfunctioning weapons to other countries who are at war with each other only to make money. Doing math. Growing rice.. Speaking Engrish Executing people for simply having any kind of religious faith which is considered a "threat to national security". tibet ring any bells?. they also made a big wall using people for the cement mix.

china

28. (China) (54↑, 42↓)
The first country in population,second in industry and third in land.It has rich culture and history.People over there are nice and always happy (mainly because of their unique discipline) Many people call China "awakened giant" ,because of her great success in the last few years.They have their stores and resturants around the world By the way,look around your home,and you will see that at least 20% of your household items have a label that says "Made in China" China has 1 248 100 000 inhabitants It's land is about 9 536 499 sqare miles big The capital of China is Beijing.The biggest city is Shangai

China's food is great

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29. (china) (284↑, 272↓)
- A country which not being a USA's dog like UK. - A country which will stop Japan attack the other country in World War Three. - A country which can stop USA destory and takeover the world in the future. - A country which have the power to reject any kind of offer from G.W.Bush.

China: Chinese not being a US'dog like UK.

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30. (China) (15↑, 4↓)
1) A 5000 year old civilization in Asia, first flourished in the land between the Huang and Chang rivers. 2) An economic superpower in ancient and modern times. As of 2010, it is the world's 2nd largest economy. 3) The world's most populous state, as of 2010. 4) The 3rd nation in the history of mankind to send astronauts into orbit. 5) Another name for porcelain 6) A nation of one people divided by two regimes, the People's Republic of China, and the Republic of China.

Q: Why does the U.S. only recognizes Communist China, and not Taiwan, even though in popular media, most people are sympathetic to Taiwan's statehood? A: Nixon thought it was a good idea back in the 70's.

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31. (china) (17↑, 6↓)
China is a term derived from cockney rhyming slang which means "friend," coming from china plate, rhyming with 'mate.' It is commonly used in South African English.

Howzit my china?

32. (China) (15↑, 5↓)
Where everything is made; The supplier of dollar stores and Wal-Marts around the world.

-Dude, was that made in China? -What isn't?

33. (china) (17↑, 10↓)
where everything u f*cking own came from

China makes everything. except for heaven and earth. god made heaven and earth.

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34. (China) (19↑, 12↓)
a country that we owe.

Scene One: Andrew: Duuude, my iPod is made in China\! Gabe: Like no way, dude\! So is my grandmother's old rocking chair\! Scene Two: *two women dining at a Chinese restaurant* Sheryl: Did you know that Christabel just adopted a Chinese boy name Ethan? Sheryl's dumb blonde friend: haha, made in China\! Go figure.... Scene Three: *Daisy Duck at Disney Studio promoting her China-made lunchbox for children* Daisy Duck: *strikes a pose during a commercial shoot* Made in China\! ;)

35. (China) (4↑, 3↓)
A beautiful, Intelligent Girl who's Very attractive and Funny She has A beautiful voice and is one of those types that are hard To find shes Very talented and Has guys Drooling over Her. She gets along with everyone and many Girls are jealous of her, She Has style and Knows about everyone, Shes Very Respectful and Very kind.

Oh wow shes a very beautiful smart Girl She must be a China?

36. (China) (6↑, 5↓)
A beautiful individual whos heart is filled with love. Kind hearted amazing loving opens up to anyone who will let her in and will be there for anyone who wants her to be. Shes sweet, shes caring, shes just flat out perfectly amazing there are no other words to describe how perfect she is. Shes beautiful no matter what she or anyone else thinks.

Bob: What is a word to describe her? Olivia: China

37. (China) (2↑, 2↓)
A place that God made to copy everything.

"Made in China" "God was so tired of making things that he decided to let China do the job."

38. (China) (3↑, 4↓)
A country that doesn't have any funny meanings on Urban Dictionary

China is better than X,Y,and Z - Common Urban Dic entry

39. (China) (3↑, 5↓)
Asian girl. Typically a female of the asian decent that has strong asian features. Therefore, people will call her, China.

"Yo China, whats up?"

40. (China) (8↑, 10↓)
Referring to a woman's vagina. Can be described as going over the mountains (breasts) across the planes (tummy) and into the China.

I want the China. I need China.

41. (China) (1↑, 4↓)
Amazingly gorgeous girl, with a great sense of humor. Often someone who is tan with brownish green eyes. Likes to drive the boys wild.

Wow\! Whose that girl? That would be [China]

42. (China) (1↑, 5↓)
Once a poor country, China is now set to become the world's biggest superpower: This dramatic shift was caused due to China's ability to craft plastic dinosaurs, and later, plastic toasters. China is respected worldwide for building a wall that very ill people like to jog along. The so-called 'Great Wall of China' is the only place on earth you can see space. The Great Wall aside, other accomplishments include being the inventors of the compass, gunpowder, Chinese takeaway and chopsticks. Critics like to argue that China has a poor human rights record [as an example, the film 'Back to the Future" is banned there]. They also point out nobody can vote, and they say the country is massively polluted. Defenders point out that 99% of the population is affected by pollution, so at least that's fair. One of the countries most worried about China is the USA. Understandably, many obese Americans consider the advancing Chinese as greedy. It may soon be the case Americans won't be able to afford to drive due to the Chinese wanting cars/oil - this is a scary thought, because many Americans can't remember how to walk. Many in the USA dislike China indoctrinating their children with various ideas, such as the non-belief in a God that might eternally torture them. Some fun facts: - 109% of all products are made in China. - India is jealous of China and calls it names behind it's back. - There are almost no Chinese celebrities.

China is going to buy everything in the world.

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43. (china) (20↑, 24↓)
south african slang for a friend or buddy.

howzit china what you up to later this is wayne,don't worry he's a china of mine.

44. (China) (59↑, 63↓)
The world's most populated country with like over a billion people in an area barely larger than the U.S. and everybody looks alike. Most of them live in the country's eastern half, but most Chinese live in rural areas. Shanghai is the largest city and Beijing is the capital--both are among the world's largest cities. China has numerous cities with over a million people in the central city alone, while the U.S. has just nine. China currently has the world's fastest-growing economy and will have the world's largest by 2020. Capitalism is growing like wildfire all over the country but don't let it fool you--communism is still alive and well. China used to strictly forbid the practice of any faith but now just discourages it. In ways like this, communism has been relaxed somewhat. China is the most populated communist country. The country used to have such severe oppression but Communism has relaxed a bit. It is similar to the U.S. in that the rich are getting richer while the poor are getting poorer. Communism keeps its citizens from protesting or speaking against against the government. Violations can result in imprisonment or torture. China is still a major violater of human rights. Chinese civilization is among the oldest in the world. Ancient nomads built the Great Wall of China thousands of years ago to keep northern armies from invading. The Great Wall can be seen from outter space.

China is blessed with extreme potential with smart people (unlike America), inovation, abundant natural resources, geographical diversity and ocean ports.

45. (china) (122↑, 127↓)
China is responsible for one of the worst atrocities in the world. Mao Zedong's regime, over the period of 1949-1976, was responsible for the death of over 40,000,000 people. Look it up, this is far worse than the Rape of Nanjing by Japan, expulsion of Germans after WWII, and Stalin's regime ALL COMBINED.

Li Shun: Man i'm so pissed at the Japanese about the 500,000 chinese people they killed in Nanjing\! Stephen: Yeah that's bad, but what about the 40 million people Mao killed after WWII? Or did that not get taught to you because it's an embarrassing fact about China? Li Shun: ....

46. (china) (123↑, 129↓)
The best country in the world :D

China's acheivements are outstanding

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47. (China) (1↑, 8↓)
Peoples Republic of China - a current standing Communist country. Often thought of has one of the leading countries in the world. It's success is due to overpopulation and thus cheap labor. high industrialism, and a land rich in natural resources that are scarce or even impossible to find in other countries. China is well known for is Totalitarian actions, most notably events like Tienanmen Square and other things like secret police.

Fuck with china and they'll cut your fucking balls off and shove them down your throat. Then they'll slowly cut your skin off, and they'll take tweezers and rip your nipples off. Afterwards they'll shit in your mouth and stick tubes up and nose and down into your stomach and pee into them. Then comes the fun part, they'll all start jacking off and they'll take turns eye-fucking the hell out of you. If you're still alive at that point they'll barbecue you alive while sodomizing you with crows. Your body will then be put on display as a warning to others. Don't fuck with the Great Peoples Republic with China, and get back to work.

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48. (China) (1↑, 9↓)
the people here have really [slanty eyes] and they cant have a lot of babies. there is reallly good chinese food but it has to be the rich kind cause the poor kind is made of dogs and cats. china has a wall named after it, not that impressive cause its just a wall, nothing great. like there isnt any roof or windowss or decorations, just a wall. chinese people have a really short dictator dude and he is annoying.

[jackie chan] is chinese. i think. if not, he is like japanese or something which is like the same exact thing. china

49. (China) (6↑, 14↓)
chinky communist country. The origin of most influenza diseases today. Likely to fragment/collapse in 50 years, due to shitty treatment of humans, support of scrubs (north korea, burma), economic instability, as well as angering basically every other nation in the world. A country that pisses off America, Europe, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Mongolia, India, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Brazil, Russia, and many other nations. The population is severely brainwashed into thinking their communist scrub nation is superior to America. This can be proven wrong just by the use of English in urban dictionary, not Chinese. The nation is also the origin of millions of illegal immigrants to America, alongside Mexico. The nation produces the cheapest, shabbiest, shittiest products on Earth. The citizens are notorious for eating various types of disgusting materials, such as pig skin, dogs, cats, rats, horses, and scorpions. The only positive thing about this country is probably pandas.

Goguryeo is a KOREAN kingdom, TAIWAN is an independent nation, the SENKAKU islands are JAPANESE, and TIBET should be independent. Man: Hey, this crappy and cheap toy was made in China\! Woman: That figures.

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50. (CHINA) (94↑, 102↓)
C.H.I.N.A. (acronym; i.e.,"Cunt Hunting In North Africa"; slang from WWII. The 'CHINA' acronym was common amongst British soldiers in the Middle East, and is considered by experts one of the most outrageous neologisms of WWII. ALSO: "Chick Hunting In North America" in contemporary US Naval usage, after WWII usage above.

A favorite occupation in the US NAVY is CHINA.

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51. (china) (24↑, 34↓)
a thugish way to say "trying to"

[someone is acting a fool and you're getting frustrated with the other person...you might say:] what you [china] do?

52. (china) (38↑, 49↓)
a bunch of democracy hating, nuclear weapon owning commies whom we happen to owe money to.

i dont trust china.

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53. (china) (28↑, 39↓)
two words: ORGAN HARVESTING

"I used to have two kidneys. Now i have one. Some rich bastard is walking around with my kidney. China is so civilized"

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54. (China) (20↑, 33↓)
China is a nice place to travel, since it has 2500+ years of history. And its scenery is awesome. But... 1) it is the world's most populated country; 2) its language is so damn hard for English-speaking ppl to learn; 3) it is Red...Communists controlled... 4) Kids from that land is under a lot of pressure...You never heard about any kid committing suicide after a test? Go there and find plenty... 5) People there are sly and selfish...They make friends for their life, not for who you are...Well it hardly happens... 6) The poor is poorer so You Have to Donate if you want to keep your regular job...And the donation get corrupted by the government. The poor get nothing but pity, well better saying as spiritual support. 7)I don't know what can prevent ppl there from sneaking abroad...

Man 1: Hey I wish I could've lived in Yun Nan Province, hell the scenery is awesome\! Man 2: You didn't hear about the earthquake this summer? Man 1: Oh thats so not safe to go then\! Man 2: Indeed, the whole China is...

Author: Whoever knows China deeply http://china.urbanup.com/4157326
55. (China) (4↑, 17↓)
If you're down to do something

T - "hey i was thinking we should go chill downtown tonight if ur down?\!" S- "yeah man\! china\!\!"

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56. (China) (8↑, 22↓)
Cockney rhyming slang for 'Mate' meaning your friend. China short for 'China Plate' (Rhymes with mate). Also used by South Africans due to the influence of English settlers.

England: "You alrite me old china?" South Africa: "Howzit China?"

57. (China) (46↑, 61↓)
it represents [cheap]

everything that's "made in china" is cheap..

58. (china) (26↑, 44↓)
it is another word for [vagina] used by little children who are afraid to talk about sex.

"Aw dude, you just turned and hit my china"

59. (China) (8↑, 27↓)
"chee-na" The word in Puerto Rico for an orange (fruit). The same word is also used for the country. The Spanish word for orange "naranja" is used only for the color orange. Thus, "jugo de china" means orange juice.

"Un dia sin jugo de china es como un dia sin el sol" (a day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine)

60. (China) (46↑, 65↓)
Best country in the world, soon to achieve world domination (according to nostradamus, 3275 or sth like that, according to "The Apocalypse Code", based on the Book of Revelations, 2043\<this was rather interesting, in Revelations, Gog and Magog are mentioned, and using gematria, he guessed that the "scarlet beast" refers to china)...so anyway, ppl who make fun of china are retarded. best govt ever\! booming economy. powerfulest nation in the world, BBC says if anything, Shanghai is a world capital.BEIJING 2008 WOOT\! also, SHANGHAI 2010 WORLD EXPO. Chinese is best language ever, those racist ppl who say ching chong are dumbutts....and chinese ppl are not frugal, we use money for the right kind of stuff.. i went back to china, and relatives i never knew existed came over stuffing 100RMB notes in my pocket. (altho, of course, like all chinese ppl, i had to say "no")... Zhong Guo Di Yi\! CHinese is a major influence on all east asian languages. most notably japanese and korean. CPOP is the best music ever. Jay Chou, Jolin Tsai, JJ Lin, Twins, Ping Pung, etc etc etc...so many...HKPOP as well... so anyway....China's the best\!

"Ching Chong Ching Chong Danny Devito Ching Chong Drunk...." -Rosie O Donell, not sth you would want to say... Ignorant person: Go build me a RR. Chinese guy: "Azn cussing" or "Fuck off" True story: White kid says to me at KFC: "Do you have a fortune cookie?" ME:"...." and im like wtf, but i didnt say anything bc i WAS a KFC after all, and unlike some ppl....chinese ppl have morals China

61. (China) (13↑, 33↓)
People's Republic of China,a wilderness full of wildasses

wildass:"Lame" Party :"All your base are belong to us now , you are on your way to destruction" wildass:"This is MADNESS\!" Party :"Madness?This is Chinaaaaaa" wildass:"wtf" Party :"Target neutralized."

62. (China) (22↑, 47↓)
The country that will eventually destroy everyone/everything Is one of the few countries that still executes children, and is still determined to carry on polluting and fucking the earth despite increasing obvious evidence that they will all die if they keep it up Has the highest execution rates of any other country in the world ....... by a lot

Man one: china has such a rich culture and such a diverse body of people Man two: are you serious\!

63. (china) (20↑, 52↓)
Another term for teeth.

Jim had his china knocked out like chicklets when Tom back-handed him in the grill.

64. (China) (11↑, 49↓)
China aka Mya Mason, is the waifish, African American, porn princess; who was throat gagged, sodomized, gaped, and forcefully tricked into drinking a bellyful of the very old Max Steiner aka Max Hardcore’s urine. In the scene China is being "throat gagged" by Max Hardcore when he pauses begins straining and then he urinates down her throat. She breaks down and starts crying and fighting back until the scene is stopped; but after further enthusiastic discussion of the scene (and the contract she signed) she willingly continues (although she continues to sob as she is sodomized) until her anus is gaping & hanging open like a tired hound dogs mouth and she finishes the scene by swallowing his "money shot". This is one of the most shocking, disgraceful, introductions to hardcore porn ever caught on camera or released to the public. Now this incident is something China doesn’t brag about; but fans refer to a shocking introduction or tragic start in the world of "extreme" or "hardcore" porn, as a "China". In the scene Max Hardcore is gagging her with his pe\#is when he stops "Face F\#cki*ng" her, after she has vomited all over herself (from her gag reflex being triggered or having his c\@ck crammed pass the back of her tongue pass her gag tolerance). Then Max can clearly be seen straining, although her eyes are covered in vomit and mucous from her puking with her head held back. When without warning he jabs or pushes his semi-erect p*n\!s deep down her throat and begins to urinate, but Mya chokes and has his urine coming out of her nose when seemingly surprised she jerks away and fights back a little before breaking down & crying. As some of the camera guys are seen walking away or turning their cameras off, one camera continues to film; and she's clearly heard saying through the tears that she didn't think that he would actually pee or urinate into her mouth... The whole scene stops and Max ask her if she's going to continue or finish the scene. I believe it was one of her first "extreme" scenes. (Although she seems to have worked with Max before looking at the production dates). Perhaps she didn't know about Max Hardcore’s reputation or had never heard of his old series Pi$s Gu%zlers (before he was brought up on charges of indecency, that he beat although he discontinued that series). She seems to have thought that the urine would be fake, or edited to look a certain way, or done with some type of trickery or illusion. In order to make a long description short I'll just say that out of the several girls I've seen take a whooping from Max Hardcore this is probably the only African American girl that I've ever seen debased like this on film. The scene in question is still available for viewing almost everywhere and the EU (European) version includes bonus footage banned from the retail version in the US.

Now when some new porn starlet is introduced feet first into "Hardcore" or "extreme" porn in some really extreme scene it's known or reffered to as a "China". Girls considering making some quick cash in extreme, "Hardcore" porn, should always read the fine print. They should also find out who’ll they’ll be working with, and what they’ll be required to do to avoid ending up in a "China".

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65. (china) (29↑, 92↓)
attempting to. (trying to)

"Man, I ain't china do all that\!"

66. (china) (110↑, 192↓)
1. a country that declares himself communistic but actually is economically capitalistic and extremely autocratic in governance. 2. the world largest capital attracting mechine that is good at producing lousy products 3. one of the "two largest axes of evil on earth", another is the bush government

Che will say "jugar\! china is really a shame to socialism".

67. (china) (47↑, 149↓)
Large VAGUELY communist country full of chinese people who according to Monty Python "only come up to your knees and are ready to please", that is why Disney Land Hong Kong only has train sets and no real rides. (1 in every 5 people on earth are chinese ... which means one person in my department is a chinese spy\!). Beijing & Taipei are the two capital city's of China, China itself is split into the Republic of China and commie People's Republic of China. With 2.25 million active troops, is currently the largest military in the world. The PLA consists of an army, navy, air force, and strategic nuclear force. China's military may be big but it is not exactly as professional as the average Tom but not as poorly trained as a Spam trooper. The demeanour of a Chin squaddie is one of mass produced look-alikes who you cannot help to laugh at, with a flat face and a wonky communist assault rifle. Chinese soldiers have yet to discover alcohol, instead their entertainment is to breed children out of their back wile playing endlessly in mini-arcades (The masses need some kind of entertainment?) As said, Chinese people do not engage in sexual intercourse, they appear, spawning from every population centre without a DOB or name, the name usually ends up as Chin, Lei, Chan, Honda, Grapedinner or something with only one syllable. China is known as the modern day home of the Red Menace, as well as being the true location of Santa Claus's toy factory. China's billions of elves bustle about making toys, and cheap electronic gear for the rest of the world. Unfortunately for them, they don't actually celebrate Christmas themselves, so they don't get any presents. To compensate for this China enjoys invading neighbouring countries, and threatening Taiwan with all out war if they don't admit to being Chinese. Chinese people dont actually eat dogs and cats... they prefer pizza & alot of egg featureing foods like milk and cheese.

In Communist China, car move-ees...oh wait I meant- Russia...You\!

68. (china) (79↑, 218↓)
a females private part; vagina.

Mommy there's still soap in my china

69. (China) (140↑, 324↓)
China has only 464 Nuclear Weapons, only 20 of which are armed on missiles. That's just about enough to get halfway passed the Pacific ocean before being shot down by American intercepts. America has 10,500 Nuclear Weapons, 7,200 are armed on missiles that could tear China a new one in about a half an hour. The Chinese are not and will never be a military threat to the United States of America. The Minuteman Missiles alone make Chinese military officers weep at the thought of a war against the USA. They have the world's largest land military, but ABSOLUTELY NO MEANS OF GETTING THEM ANYWHERE. They have no aircraft carriers, no amphibious assualt ships. They are utterly at the mercy of the newly commissioned Virginia submarines. Again, worry not, for no little emo-punk losers will be able to drum up enough numbers to make China even mirror a threat to America.

China communism is going capital becuase they finally realized they will never be able to compete in a long term conflict with the USA.

Author: Truth & Justice http://china.urbanup.com/1688856
70. (china) (234↑, 481↓)
Country responsible for SARS, Bird Flu, and most future outbreaks. Enemies of freedom.

China is a country of hypocrisy. Lay off those cats

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